Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it "Behen de Tacos"! In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it 'Terimaki'!
Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!
Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain? Chinese: Wrong question American: No idea Japanese: Don't know . . . . . . Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!
Bike Pe 4 Log Ja Rahe The. Policeman: Triple Sawaari Mana Hai Aur Tum 4 Log Baithe Ho! Santa Peeche Muda Aur Bola, "Saalon Paanchwa Kahan Gir Geya?"
Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning? Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.